Brittni Tucker Signs Up

Victoria's Secret is now inventing models. I know I've seen this chick before. Her name wasn't Brittni Tucker. That's a porn name. Porn names are meant to be generic so easily replaced. This is a clone. One must've gone defective. I've seen this same genetic perfection scenario in no less than five Tom Cruise movies. You'd be shot dead before you got within fifty paces of the closely guarded factory in Burma. Just know your body would be carried off by six chicks in panties and bras that look exactly like this chick. There are worse ways to go. Snapchat it.

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