Britney Spears Colorized and Blown Out in V-Magazine

As a child, my mom joked that I look the best on camera when she would forget and leave the lens cap on. That comment stung me right down to my spleen. After I cried like a little girl child for an hour, comforted only by the miraculous soothing power of Swiss Miss hot cocoa (warm milk, not water), I realized that she probably meant that my inner beauty could never be captured by any mere photographic replication device. But, no, she confirmed my original fears, and back I sank my miseries into more cocoa.

I imagine Britney Spears is going through much cocoa herself these days as the trailer park to riches back to rich trailer park path has her spending more time at McDonalds than preparing properly for her upcoming new album release and craptastic videos and world domination tour. Still, the one time hottie pop diva has managed to find a photographic style that highlights her highlights with these super-stoner colorized visual images from V-magazine. Enjoy.

Viewer Warning: Directly staring at these photos may cause a permanent image of Britney to burn onto your retinal stems.