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bill-swift - December 17, 2014
Disney TV starlet and now underrated 21-year old hottie Bridgit Mendlerthought she could hit the streets of Hollywood for a photoshoot without catching my eye. Good luck, Bridgit. Save for the fifteen hours a day I lay hibernating in my plush dog style bed and the four hours I am glued to the various professional sports packages on my Vizio, I'm like a hawk that roams the skies with my eyes on the sextastic prize. Namely you, Bridgit, you underrated hottie.
Bridgit was shooting something mildly innocent but definitely teasy as is the m.o. of the Disney alumni, working her way eventually into the type of visual wonderment that will go on my wall of shame and fame. All the tools are there for this young singing and acting and bubbly ingenue. It's time to open the toolbox and build something special, Bridgit. Like a birdhouse or a nekkid photoshoot, with me pushing you toward the latter. Birds don't really need houses as badly as we need to see your... well, wings. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: FameFlyNet
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