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bill-swift - November 25, 2016
There's no reason why Black Friday holiday shopping has to be a horror. I mean, yes, there are the grannies trampled to death in pursuit of ten percent discounts on consumer electronics. Consider that Darwinism to be natural. But beyond that even the super hotties need to buy things for all their friends and family and pining away bloggers who've lusted after them for long than they know. I'd like a scarf, please, Heidi. I'm going to insist you wrap it around me. It's all I'll be wearing. Sheesh.
Heidi Klum took her seasonal shopping seriously enough to skip the bra in a white tee out and about in Los Angeles, making every guy out there with a shopping list completely forget everything he was told to get. Hunger is an overriding sensation, especially when it hits the loin. Seeing the Germanic blonde and her commando funbags is enough to inspire the Santa feeling within each of us. That is, a deep hearty laugh and a desire for milk and cookies in Heidi's abode. Tis the season to be jolly and aroused. Enjoy.
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