Brad Pitt is on the cover of Sports Illustrated

So apparently there's someone at Sports Illustrated even more inept than Peter King, and that's whoever is in charge of their covers. I'm the biggest Brad Pitt fan on earth, but what the fuck.

If you missed it, the movie is about Billy Beane, the general manager for the Oakland A's since 1998, and the radical way of choosing players he has to use because the team has no money to spend on payroll.

The reason this is a weird concept for a movie is because his system sucks. He's never won the American League, the A's haven't had a winning record in 5 years, and the goofy old scouts this movie makes fun of choose the AL Rookie of the Year in 1986, 87, and 88, the only time one team has ever won the award three times in a row. It's also weird because Oakland is far from the lowest payroll in baseball. Out of 30 teams, they're number 21. Number 29, second to last, is Tampa Bay, who is actually awesome.

So I guess the hook here is that it's an inspiring story about following your dreams, especially if your dream is to be rich and famous despite not be very good at anything.