Blind Item: A Nobody Porking A Married Somebody

This blind item makes especially good sense (just like that phrasing) because if it is referring to Katie Holmes, it exposes a double cover-up. Holmes has been seen with gay rapper Jamie Foxx over the past year, and while we all know she's his poorly-disguised beard, he might have been helping her fuck some married actor. They refer to that as a symbiotic relationship. Though considering her luck with men the married actor is probably Neil Patrick Harris.

"This B+ list dual threat actress focuses on bad movies. Even though she is B+ list she has A+ list name recognition. She was married to an A+ lister too. That married man she has been seeing on and off for years is finally getting a divorce because his wife got sick of his lies. Look for her to push away whatever she had going on the side with this A+ list mostly movie actor and fully embrace being with the now technically married man."

H/T: Crazydaysandnights