Blanca Blanco Keeping Warm with Swimsuit In The Snow

  Odd, I wasn’t aware Blanca Blanco was a descendant of Eskimos. I would have thought that would be a piece of trivia that Hollywood would love to flaunt for publicity. There must be some type of unofficial quota for the oft disenfranchised Eskimos. Their disenfranchisement might even being continuing as I type this because I do not know if Eskimo is the proper term anymore, or if it ever was.

Regardless, Blanca could become an honorary member of any tribe known for its thermal resiliency, because she must have whatever gene is needed to prevent icicles from growing off your freezing chesticles. If none of the established tribes would like to take her in then I could talk to Fred down at the VFW. He has been organizing the polar bear plunge for years and would love to take her in. In a hundred years’ time that group will probably have national recognition. The only negatives would be that this group doesn’t offer any cool tribal names like Whistling Cheeks. She’ll be stuck with Blanca Blanco, but that is already pretty cool in its own right.    

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