Blake Lively Owns the Red Carpet For Mr. Turner in Cannes

I've really missed Blake Lively. She's gone into semi-hiding the past couple of years, her and her long legs and hot body and alluring looks and poses. But when the gong sounds and it's time for decked out A-lister on the red carpet, you can bet Blake will be there schooling the lesser girls in the art of winning every photographer's attention.

So it was at the Cannes premiere for Mr. Turner, where Blake wore something expensive and important, I'm sure, but more importantly reminded me why I had her name henna tattooed onto a body part that is technically illegal to do in the Lower 48. Blake, someday, I'd love to have you as my dolled up arm candy to one of the important events I attend. Like the retro-arcade opening I'm going to next week, or waiting in line at the Donut shop for the first morning batch. I like to take my ladies around town to show them off. Call me, I'll make you feel like a woman. Enjoy.