BIRTHDAY SUIT: Danica Mckellar In Just A Bra And Panties For Her Special Day

Every time I see Danica McKellar I have this overwhelming urge to demand that she take a DNA test. In the last year DNA tests have solved a number of mysteries that are decades old, and I think they could solve one more for us. Now, in those previous cases the DNA tests were solving murders and rapes, so the mystery I want solved should be like child’s play.

All I want to know is whether or not Danica has any Asian ancestry. I don’t think that is asking too much. She can claim that she is just a cocktail of different Europeans, but I’m not buying it. Why she feels the need to hide that she is 1/1000th Japanese or Korean baffles me. All of that bad blood with Japan is water under the bridge, and we have always been on good terms with one of the Koreas. I think this would even help her publicly.

I think it is time for Danica to come clean so that I can finally focus on her acting when I see her come on the screen. At this point I have not heard a single line of dialogue come out of that beautiful mouth because I have been lost in thought regarding her ethnicity.

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