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Michael Garcia - August 24, 2016
There were hotties galore out on the beach in Turks and Caicos for Kylie Jenner's birthday bash. Because it's Kylie the appropriate attire was a bikini. The smaller, the better. First there was the birthday girl herself, Kylie, in a tiny orange bikini. Not only was she busting out of her bikini top but the fabric barely covered her world famous booty. How could it? A butt of that magnitude cannot be contained.
(**Breaking News** you must read the hilarious new Lex Jurgen satire, Man Rules, on Amazon. Millennial man-kind stands in the balance!)
Sister Kendall Jenner was also there in a minuscule red bikini. Though not as busty as her sisters, she's still got a rockin' rack and a booty that I wouldn't mind wearing as a hat. Hailey Baldwin was also present in her almost not there bikini. Hailey has a fantastic pair as well. It's hard to know whose hooters are best. But let's not forget Bella Hadid who was showing all kinds of booty in her bikini.
(Catch Kylie Jenner's hottest onscreen skin filled poses on Mr. Skin.com)
I want to be invited to Kylie's 20th birthday party next year. Maybe Egotastic can get me in as press. I bet that's going to be a bash to remember.
Photo Credit: Renell Medrano
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