Bianca Elouise Black Bikini In Miami

Bianca Elouise proves she is among the majority of people in the world that are more courageous than myself. She had so much jewelry adorning that tight little body of hers that it easily out priced my entire net worth, and yet she still ventured into the water. The last time I exhibited that same spirit of adventure I was twelve and swimming with my mouth retainer in Lake Michigan. That day ended in tragedy, and that retainer is now with the brave men of the Edmund Fitzgerald on the fiddler's green. I pray those sunglasses have a better destiny than that.

What is going on with the lenses? It is like they are reflecting the full power of the sun. I have a hard enough time not going blind when I look at her already. Now what do I need to do, get one of those pinhole projectors for eclipses? Wear those blackout glasses? Might as well just put her in a burkha and be done with it. I would rather go blind than let that happen. Coincidentally, my mother always told me I was going to go blind for looking at women like her for too long, now it seems that was not just fear mongering.

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