Beyonce’s Philadelphia Performance Deserves a Closer Look

Not, not her 'fierce' music. Just those little body suits and the bending and preening and flashing Beyonce does on stage. It's not like your typical mom, but it is rather hot.

Sometimes I wonder if I could make it through a Beyonce concert just for the opportunity to see her showing off live. I'd have to have great seats, like really close to the action, like laying beneath her on the stage as she moves left and right over me. Then I'd go. Checking now to see if those tickets are available on Craigslist. Searching, Beyonce, concert tix, crotch view seats. Please, let this happen. Enjoy.