Beyonce Grabs Hold of Her Own Funbags for Out

In the new edition of Out magazine, which is about what it sounds like it's about, Beyonce says that women should own their own sexuality. I don't even know what this means, but I like it. Especially if that cliche comes with Beyonce holding her own stellar boobtastic in a photoshoot for the magazine where you can imagine Beyonce as a blonde. I must admit I've never thought of Beyonce as a blonde, then again, I'm rarely looking at her hair.

As a rule, whatever Beyonce supports that involves her taking off her top, I support. I'm certainly not going to tell her to put her clothes back on. It would be nice if she actually moved her hand-bra so we could partake in her full delights. For that cause, I would actually make a cash donation. I am a simple man to figure out. Enjoy.