Bethenny Frankel In A Bikini

If you're not a stay at home menopausing mom, there's a good chance you have no idea who Bethenny Frankel is. You may never have seen her talk show, unless you've ever seen a daytime talk show in your life, in which case, you've already seen her dribble. She cuts a fine surgically enhanced form for a modestly anorexic New Yorker in her 40's. Although she does require the floppy hat to prevent the sun from revealing all her suture lines like the keyhole on Durin's Day.

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