Bethenny Frankel Blue Bikini Show in Miami

I'll admit that Bethenny Frankel is not necessarily a woman I'd trust to take care of my children. But, I don't have any, so I can quite more innocently say, I simply do admire her 40-something mommy bikini shape as in this little blue number she wore strutting by the pool in Miami.

Granted, it's not all natural, I'm not even sure how much is, but the end results are hard to argue with. A swell set of MILFy funbags, a tight tush, and a lean stomach. Check, check, and check. I'm not saying I want to marry the woman. That does seem like eight-months of unnecessary commitment, but I am saying I would mind helping this sextastic bodied mom rub on some aloe after a day in the sun. Does that make me a bad person? It does not. And I'm not going to share with you what does. Enjoy.