Bella Thorne Es Muy Muy Latina

Bella Thorne can't stand people who don't believe she's Latina simply because she's done everything in her power to make herself appear anglo. It's the worst kind of discrimination when people don't accept you for being who you're trying to hide that you are. Bella's dad is a Florida Cuban or a Republican Hispanic if you like shortcuts. When her parents sold her into Hollywood as a pretty child the town didn't want Latina like they do today. She was painted ginger and called Bella Thorne to be even whiter than a Disney princess. Now she's eighteen or thirty and everybody that is anybody corporate media wants them some brown. She speaks of her Cuban dad more often now than Marco Rubio. I get it. He tended bar at a splintered wooden plank for forty years because he's a winner. Look for Thorne to start slipping into some Gloria Estefan accents and tout her plantain recipes upcoming. In the future, we are all Hispanic. That starts roughly tomorrow.

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