Behold The Wonder Of Vaginal Kung-Fu

Have you ever stopped to wonder at the strength of the vagina? Probably not. That thing is strong. It can stretch to fit a baby and be manipulated to make sex awesome. It is truly a wondrous thing. I for one am an avid fan. But what if I told you that you could lift weights? According to "vaginal kung-fu" expert Kim Anami sure can. She can lift things that are pretty heavy, at least for a vagina to lift. She travels around telling ladies to strengthen their hoo-has to tighten up after childbirth, improve their sex lives, and generally have a healthier happier lady business. She claims it also cures depression and makes you look younger. Doubtful. She explains,

"I first started practicing what I now call Vaginal Kung Fu–the mastery of all things vagina—20 years ago. It is based on ancient Taoist practices women used 5000 years ago to strengthen the pelvic floor and increase sexual pleasure...The practice creates an overall lift in the body—even a face lift. I have had clients stop using Botox because they took up vaginal weightlifting. Overall, a woman becomes more connected to her sexual energy in a way that is tangible. She feels more enlivened and confident. Even depression can be eradicated by becoming more connected with your sexuality." 

I'm dubious about her claims about botox and stuff, but I'm for anything that helps ladies in the bedroom department.