Behold “The Downton Abbey” Porn Parody

You haven't really made it as a cultural phenomenon until you have a porn parody made of your show or movie. That's why Julian Fellowes can sleep a little easier tonight knowing that British smut peddlers UK Harmony Films has made a Downton Abbey called Down On Abby. It's punny! Lord and Lady Grabhem live at Bottomely Manor and have all kinds of naked shenanigans with their daughters Abby and Fanny and - of course - Master Bates. The movie stars the legendary Ben Dover and Lexi Lowe, Jasmine Jae and Ave Dalush.

While I think porn parodies are pretty funny, (I've written about them before), I've never really understood who exactly buys these. Like, for fapping reasons. Maybe I'm just boring but I don't want any comedy or weird costumes in my porn. I would find it hard to concentrate. I guess it's for the same kinds of people who like to dress up for renn fairs and Victorian events. There are some people who can't feel randy until they are wearing cravats and bodices. I'm not one to judge. At least it isn't tentacle porn. That stuff is f$#ked up.