Behold The Creepy Wasco Clown

A creepy ass clown has been haunting the towns of Wasco, Bakersfield, and Delano California. He's been showing up random places with balloons and other clown stuff. He doesn't really DO anything. He just stands there...but it's the way he just stands there that is unsettling. As if he's watching you, taking you, looking for a weakness. We all know that clowns are cannibalistic demons sent from hell to drag poor souls down into the bowels of hell. That or they are homeless drunk pedophiles. Or both. If I was a citizen of Wasco or Bakersfield, I'd start carrying a gun with rubber shoe piercing bullets. My rule has always been to shoot as soon as you see the white of their pancake makeup. It could save your life.