Because Life Sucks: Abusive Balloons

Celebrate the suckery of life with these abusive balloons. They're bright and vibrant as you'd expect balloons to be, misleading people into thinking they're the usual cheery type that might actually have a greeting or some happy message printed on it. But what's actually printed on each of these balloons might be enough to deflate most people's spirits.

Each pack contains 12 balloons, with a total of three different cynical slogans printed on them. It's entertaining, it's fun, it's depressing, and it might very well be perfect for your next party.

Get It: $10+