Beard Tonic: Because Real Mean Groom Their Beards

Beards are awesome. Beard beer is not. But for the former to be true, you've got to put in the necessary work to trim it and groom it so it doesn't scare any chicks away. Now you don't have to spend countless hours in front of the mirror with some pomade; just a drop or two of Madame's Beard Tonic and you'll be fine to go your merry way with a spiffy beard to boot.

The tonic is packed with oils like vitamin e, jojoba, argan, castor and sweet almond oil work to keep your man fuzz hydrated, soft, smooth, and strengthened. Available in these manly varieties:

Aged Bourbon: Kentucky Single Barrel

Laudanum: Tobacco + Black Tea

Sentinel: Leather

Dust Shaker: Mahogany + Sandalwood

Check It Out: $18