New “Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice” Pics Look…Interesting

The Interwebs is pretty divided on the upcoming feature Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, but these pics shown exclusively in Entertainment Weekly look kinda weird. Look, I was as disappointed by the first trailer for the movie as anyone. But let's not you and I lie to ourselves and pretend we aren't going to go see it when it comes out next March. You know you are just as weak as I am. In these latest pics we see Batman in a big metal suit getting ready, I guess, to try and fight the Man of Steel. He kind of looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man from Ghostbusters but metallic. I know we are talking about the Batfleck version of Batman here but there is no way that Bruce Wayne is this stupid. Batman is supposed to be the smartest detective around.

Then there is the pic of Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor wearing hair that looks not unlike mid-90's Ellen Degeneres. The only highlight of the pics that were just released is Gal Gadot, who plays Wonder Woman, in a cocktail dress dancing with Affleck. Not because the scene looks promising but because Gal Gadot is really hot. I don't know, my friends. I think we are in for a world of hurt.