Bar Refaeli Is Back and More Beautiful Racktastic Than Ever

Consider this the official return of the newly minted MILFtastic Israeli model Bar Refaeli. The blonde ridiculously alluring model took some time off to get married and produce offspring and other things that she could've easily done with me but didn't. I'll have to assume she misplaced my number. Or got hold of my FICO scores.

Nevertheless, Bar is back and baring her sweltering mom boobs in a fancy event in Madrid sponsored by a champagne company which is just to let you know why you weren't invited. When Schlitz hosts a gala, I'm quite certain I'll be on the list. For now, it's just soaking up the sunshine of Bar's sextastic and returned to epic female form. You can only imagine the revealing photoshoots that are certain to be coming soon. I'm imagining them right now myself. And crying like a child. So hot. Welcome back, Bar. Enjoy.

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