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bill-swift - June 17, 2014
Whatever Maria Menounos is into, I'm into. Naturally, I was hoping it would be more about nekkid hot oil rubdowns, but fitness and health work okay too I suppose. I'd fake it for Maria.
The Grecian Goddess was in Boston over the weekend at one of those fitness expos where everybody is super amped and the women all wear their hair in buns, as hottie Maria was as she pranced across the stage to promote her own diet and health book out in stores everywhere. Wow, she looks amazing. Not amazing enough for me to work out super hard and stop eating corn nuts, but enough to write her a letter and ask Maria if she'd been my personal trainer so I can finally fit into my prom dress. Okay, the letter needs work. Maria does not. She is ever so perfect. Enjoy.
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