Audrina Patridge Bikini Photos Deliver the Hot Body Birthday Sextastic Down Mexico Way

It's hard to believe it's been eight years now since we first were entranced by Audrina Patridgeon The Hills. And, by entranced, I think we all know what I'm talking about and should only be discussed allowed in educational programs for middle school children under the supervision of a no-nonsense older science teacher. She was wicked hot then, she's only gotten hotter since.

Strutting her bikini stuff down in Mexico, presumably celebrating her about to happen 29th birthday, Audrina continues to show why great genes, the gym, and a tiny bikini can be a recipe for popping eyeballs out of leering sockets left and right. Wow, she looks mighty fine. Audrina, call me. Through sheer coincidence, I'm just as available today as I was eight years ago. Enjoy.