Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Fined 1 Million Dollars!

Dopey groomer Ashton Kutcher, who married a girl he knew since she was 14, on some Woody Allen level of crazy, is not the fan favorite he once was thanks to the Danny Masterson trial.

For those of you who don't follow the news, Kutcher said he hoped that Masterson got off from the rape accusations early in the trail. Both him and his wife Mila provided character witness letters to try to get their buddy a more lenient sentencing, which is something you shouldn't do when you're a public figure in a society who really doesn't like rape.

He said:

“I do not believe he is an ongoing harm to society and having his daughter raised without a present father would a tertiary injustice in and of itself,”

The rape victims called out Kutcher for being complicit, or at the very least insensitive to the victims because he knew the truth and they went onto expose him as a creeper in his own right and the whole thing ended with a really embarrassing apology video.

The dot com billionaire, who was luckily early to social media, into putting his ridiculous money into tech projects that turned into billion dollar companies, back in the early days when a 100k investment went a long way with the right nerd, is in trouble again.

This time it is because the couple has been fined $1,000,000 from the SEC for making "unregistered offers of crypto asset securities" and "misleading investors for their new series Stoner Cats".

The project sold more than 10,000 NFTs for a profit of $8 million in order to finance the animated series which violated the Securities Act of 1933 “

Sounds like they still made $7 million off the scheme, good deal!