AnnaLynne McCord and All The Sexiest Ladies At The Red Dress Awards

Wow, that is so embarrassing. All these women wore practically the same outfit to the event. What are the chances of something like that even happening at the Red Dress Awards? No one bats an eye when all the guys show up in the same tuxedo, but that is only because guys would be happier wearing generic sweats and sneakers. Getting us to dress up at all is seen as an accomplishment, which leaves the rest of the standards pretty low as well. And that is something I like to work to my advantage.

Are men even allowed at an event like this, or is it some sort of Amazonian scenario where all men are killed on sight? Even if we are welcome there I doubt any of us would want to go. We would probably need to wear a red dress as well and I simply do not have the calves to pull the look off. That is why I like to leave the red carpets to the pros like AnnaLynne. It does not matter if she is in a red dress, black dress, or no dress; that woman is going to be looking good either way.

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