Anna Chapman Pictures for Maxim Russia Are Spooky Hot

Who's your favorite spy of all time? I mean, who's your favorite hottie spy of all time? Well, after Natasha from Rocky & Bullwinkle, I'm going to say Anna Chapman, the Russian spy and naughty sex fiend uncovered recently and expelled back to her homeland, or out of her homeland, or some time of expulsion not unlike the ones I received regularly throughout grades school. Well, like most unmasked spies, Anna Chapman's next stop was Maxim Russia to post all sexy with some guns and peekaboo lingerie. Now, let's immediately address the fact that there's something spooky wrong with these Anna Chapman pictures, specifically, somebody behind the former Iron Curtain did some type of job to this defunct spy's facial regions. I don't know if it's Maxim Photoshoppers or KGB interrogation, but something funky is up with that Siberian stare. I'd launch a formal investigation, you know, if I wasn't so damn scared to ask the questions that get my neutralized. Enjoy.