Trump’s Deportation Plans Not Yet a Go

Somewhere in the secret documents that couch fainters believe will be driving Trump's Final Solution is a rating system for foreign chicks that either keeps them domestic or puts them on transport back to Ausland. Melania stays. This French chick who's older and more rashy than she'd like to admit has to go. You can't train across the Atlantic so maybe Trump rebuilds some Triangular Trade clipper ships for deportation. The symbolism alone will cause many to overdose on Xanax.

There has to be that moment of self-reflection when the guy you're paying or fucking to take your pictures suggests you show off your tits on a golf course that you simply quit and take the job at the Marseilles department store perfume counter your concerned sister keeps offering you. If not, somebody else needs to inform you. Like the golf course attendant. We've seen this show before. You remove the sunglasses and squids come out of your eye sockets. Homeland Security!

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