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bill-swift - September 10, 2013
Going through a dry spell? Need to get laid? Then slap on some Sex Panther cologne and get ready to get it on!
Anchorman Ron Burgundy himself uses it and you've seen how much action he's having (or not having.) Allegedly banned in nine countries because of its sexual potency, this bad-ass cologne is 'scientifically-engineered from petroleum distillates and animal by-products.'
That clearly doesn't sound or smells anything like sexy, but who are you to argue with the panther? Unleash your inner animal--or just hit up one of those 'I want to get laid' apps and be done with it.
Get It: $35
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