Amy Schumer Meltdown Now Includes Crazy Joke Stealing Denial

 

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Attn trolls! Warning this post references the dirty sanchez and a rusty trombone. ( I’m going to be a mother) 2nd warning if you are a sane person who values logic and don’t look to putting down strangers as a way to distract you from your own Unhappiness you should skip this post!

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Pregnancy is one of the cruelest and most unusual concepts concocted by God and Jesus and Mother Nature, and basically relegates women to being sacrificial hosts for humanity. Without pregnancy we as a species would perish. Yet with it, women's brains and bodies are scrambled by gestating human larvae. Then their taints rip through their assholes during childbirth. Happy Mother's Host Day.

While most pregnant women should be given all the leeway for acting crazy during their nine months prepping to recreate a scene from Alien, the recently-preggers Amy Schumer isn't a woman. She's the Piggly Wiggly logo come to life. And should be treated as such. Schumer's scrambled Piggly Wiggly hormones are causing her to act out even more erratically than usual. Earlier this week she addressed Perez Hilton's podcast with a good ol' fashioned Instagram meltdown touching on slavery, the NFL, Old Navy, and Yahoo Sports hosts. Now she's back for round two. But this time she's not so much indecipherable as much as she is just a pathological liar.

The vast amount of time on Schumer's hands following her string of movie flops is exemplified by her admission to dredging the Internet's murky floor, Reddit, for clap back material. Redditors are apparently still discussing Schumer's habit of stealing jokes (video below) and she's apparently still defending her content as being fresh and original. She captioned her three Notes screencaps with:

Attn trolls! Warning this post references the dirty sanchez and a rusty trombone. ( I’m going to be a mother) 2nd warning if you are a sane person who values logic and don’t look to putting down strangers as a way to distract you from your own Unhappiness you should skip this post!

"Sane person." Something Schumer cannot currently identify herself as. You can check out her psychotic denial of joke stealing in the post above. Hey Amy. Here's one for your next set. Three comedians walk into a bar. Then Amy Schumer steals their jokes.

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