Amy Adams, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton Highlight Skin-Filled Dresses at Vanity Fair 2017 After Oscars Party

I have to admit I've been cursing the closed roads around these parts for the past week or more, largely specifically for the mega Vanity Fair post-Oscars party. I take back all my curses. The assemblage of A-list sextastic celebrity talent was off the charts. And believe me, I do chart these things.

Imagine if you threw a party and the likes of Kate Upton, Miranda Kerr, Jessica Alba, Amy Adams, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Heidi Klum, Emily Ratajkowski and so many more showed up desperate to win the award for hottest most cleavetastic gown. Well, now you've just imagined this year's Vanity Fair party. Sure, the conversations are trite and money is poured down the drain as the hottest of the hot hang out for no more than twenty minutes before heading to the next part. But the magic that happens beneath the tents around Beverly Hills for this soiree is simply remarkable. I'm still remarking. What does a party ever need to be successful? Hot girls. This one scored an A-plus. Enjoy.

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