America Loves Big Butts, It Can Not Lie

I've always been a boob man ever since I first felt those kinds of feelings in my wiener so many years ago. I come from a long line of boob men. My dad and grandfather were boob men and I would venture to guess that one day my son will be a boob man as well. But most Americans don't share my affinity and prefer the booty. Porn megasites Youporn and Pornhub have reported that most of America is all about that bass. With the exception of the middle-west and the northern part of New England, butts are more searched than boobs. What's really interesting is when you take it worldwide. North and South America is mostly butt loving except for Canada and Argentina. Most of Europe and Asia are boob lovers while Africa and the Middle East are fans of the booty.

I think we can build on this information. The folks in the Middle East are always at each other's throats but they could come together in their mutual appreciation for the derriere. In fact, we here in the U.S. also have that in common with the people of that region. I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.