Amanda Bynes Is Cured!

According to somebody who knows the cousin of Amanda Bynes' mom's Peet's Coffee barista, Amanda is off her meds and doing fantastic. As evidence of such, Amanda has dyed her hair black and announced plans to enroll at USC, much to the chagrin of her hairdresser and the USC admissions board who had no idea about either. You need only look deep into the eyes of this Twitter photo posted on Christmas to see how far the crazy has been dispatched into the hinterlands.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Amanda is off all meds, including Adderall, which caused her to get a DUI. When you speak with Amanda there is no way you would know she's been diagnosed with schizophrenia and bipolarity. She is completely lucid.

Point of clarification, drugs don't actually cause you to get a DUI. It's like that whole guns kill people thing. Never mind. This seems like wonderful news and the right time to ignore the fact that stories about recently committed bipolar schizophrenics going of their meds and being perfectly fine inevitably leads to the follow-on stories about neighborhood dogs found ritualistic slaughtered in a dumpster and a girl naked but for a bloody blanket shaking uncontrollably in the back of a city bus. Nope. Today we celebrate.

Photo Credit: Twitter/Lovewrecked