Alyson Hannigan Has A Stalker?

Her? Really? Flute girl? Well, I guess even psychotic, obsessed perverts lower their standards every now and then.

... the "How I Met Your Mother" actress obtained a temporary restraining order in February against John Hobbs ... who was allegedly sending her harassing messages online, and threatening to kill her.

What's worse ... she claims Hobbs was recently discharged from a mental hospital and is mentally unstable.

Hannigan was probably more persuasive than she thought ... because Hobbs isn't fighting her ... he's agreed to stay at least 100 yards from her and her family for the next 3 years. (TMZ)

Well then, that sounds like the perfect boring stalker for the perfect boring actress. I know that a lot of people think that stalkers are serious business because they're so mentally unstable and dangerous, and plenty have either killed or attempted to kill in the past. But I'm just saying that part of the problem with this country is lack of ambition, and Hobbs is a perfect example of that.

If he's going to stalk one of the actresses from How I Met Your Mother, it should at least be Colbie Smulders. She's Canadian, and my friend told me all Canadian women are sluts.

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