All The Sexiest Celebs At The AmFar Gala: Paris Hilton, Heidi Klum, and Many More

I love a good cause and I love beautiful women. I love it even more when beautiful women and a good cause come together like a delicious sandwich. So when I saw all of those lovely ladies coming out to show their support at the AmFar Gala I had to remember to stuff my tongue back in my mouth. I never intend to be rude but such decent looking women going above and beyond basic human decency just makes my jaw drop. I care that they care. Because if they’re busy caring for others they’ll need someone to care for them. That’s where I come in. I need every lady from Nicole Scherzinger to Paris Hilton to know that I’m here for them.

I plan on doing my part by starting off small, like helping around in the dressing room and assisting with wardrobe. Because growing up my mother told me two of the hardest things a woman will ever deal with in life is child birth and zipping up a dress that has zipper in the back. I may not be a midwife but I sure as heck can help with zipping up a fine young lady’s dress who would have gone unzipped for the entire evening if I were not there. Need help with attaching your necklace? I’m also your guy. I can be an important part of these ladies’ lives. I’d even close my eyes and turn around for privacy purposes until they were ready to be zipped up. And I promise no peeking, no matter how nice the idea of seeing Heidi Klum in her undergarments sounds.

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