All The Incredible Hotties At The New York Met Gala Pre-Party

Okay, it’s official. There were definitely hotter women at that party than there have ever been at one of mine. I know that seems like it should be a no brainer, but until I was faced with this overwhelming burden of proof I was resolved to hold onto hope.

And this was just a pre-party. Imagine who showed up to the real thing. I have to assume that some of the hottest women did not even show up to the pre-party due to being fashionably late. I know that is why none of the hot girls ever showed up to mine. They said that they took so long getting ready the party had already ended by the time they left the house. I understood, of course. I did not even want them there if they were not looking their best.

Maybe that is why the Met has a pre-party. They need to screen all of these ladies in order to ensure they are looking classed up. This isn’t the kind of event where Bella Thorne would be able to get away with wearing some nipple pasties and a painted on thong. That might fly at Coachella, but not here.

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