Alexis Ren Posts Incredible Bikini Shots On Instagram

 I don't care what anybody else says, but I find that Alexis Ren to be one heck of an attractive lady. she makes other attractive ladies look like less attractive ladies. She has the kind of body and face that totally skews the ten point grading system. I would not be surprised to find out that other women resent her for that. I was always pissed when the one kid who studied for a test negated the teacher wanting to grade it on a curve, so I won't hold their resentment against them.

I always wondered what a human body would look like if it had never ingested a carb in its life, and I think Alexis answers just that. her tummy is tighter than a cannoli wrapped by a Dominican. It must take a lot of discipline in order to keep those good habits going. I probably drink more calories in a day than she eats. We all have our priorities, I guess. Hers is being beautiful enough to have the internet in a buzz about her, whereas mine is simply to have a buzz. 

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