Alec Baldwin punched another photographer today

Alec Baldwin went and got a marriage license this morning in New York, then punched a photographer for the New York Daily News in the face. Because now someone might deduce that he's getting married, and otherwise that would have stayed a secret for a thousand years.

Santos (the photographer) was standing innocently with two other photographers when Baldwin, 54, approached with an angry glare.
?"He was looking mad," said Santos. "He said, ‘Step back, step back.' I said, ‘We're moving back.'"
?Baldwin then grabbed a second News photographer, Jefferson Siegel, and Santos told (Baldwin) to back off.?"He comes after me, starts shoving and punching me — one time, right in the chin. And then he started shoving me, and pushing me. Then he goes the other way."

And straight to twitter...

An unrepentant Baldwin presented his version of the clash, via Twitter: "A ‘photographer' almost hit me in the face with his camera this morning. #allpaparazzishouldbewaterboarded"

I'm not sure celebrities really understand how hashtagging works.