Aida Yespica in a Bikini Makes You Lose Your Faculties

I vowed never to write another Borat joke into an article, but you can't really blame me here. One look at Aida Yespica in that bikini coming out of the water and the only sound it makes when I open my mouth is "Wa wa wee wah!" Sometimes the voice says, "Very niiiiice!" or "Mah wife!" The point being, Aida Yespica's bikini body is enough to make you lose all your faculties. 

Aida has nearly 400,000 followers on Instagram, which makes her roughly 1000 times better than me, if that's all we're basing it on. But I earned those 40 followers, damn it, through perseverance and gumption and cultivating relationships with just over three dozen people over the course of a lifetime. Not bad, I say, not bad. 

Speaking of not bad, Aida Yespica in Miami Beach, amirite? That's how I'd like to spend my days, but sadly I'm not a marketing genius who can make money just by going to the beach. It's really too bad social media wasn't around when I was in my 20s. The things I could've done. Thank goodness I never did them. Enjoy!

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