Adrianne Curry In A Bikini for Some Coin

Adrianne Curry took her turn on the elevated balcony of the Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas using her fake titties to stiffen up all the young men wading in the pool beneath. Not since Jupiter made Vesuvius explode to cover up the unparalleled homoerotic behavior of Pompeiians has such a mass of male dicks been assembled in one single continuous basin. I'm just glad the Rat Pack aren't alive to put on snappy dinner jackets and hug each other repeatedly while witnessing this.

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