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bill-swift - November 26, 2015
My Pennsylvania Common Law wife Abigail Ratchford did a shoot earlier for Zoo magazine of Anglo-nation fame which blew our little minds. Now a peek at her extended photo sessions is here to blow our minds, body, and souls. Such as all of them are all entirely prurient and speeding through photos of Abigail without any clothes on.
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With her English inspired photoshoot, Abigail reminds the entire Egotastic world order that brunettes have more fun. Well, maybe blondes have more obvious fun, but the darker haired ladies are doing things behind the scenes that inspire men folk to write dirty novels or lift heavy weights at the gym for no apparent reason. Her sweet sizable racktastic is inspiring to the point of creating catatonia. A happy state of paralysis brought on by staring directly into the XL funbags of this sextastic bodacious model. Like Medusa, except only one part of you turns rock hard. Get it? Hey, they're not all winners. Call me, Abigail, I think it's our anniversary and I have something from Hallmark for you. Yes, it is a room key and a blindfold, they make those now. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Zoo
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