Achtung! Doutzen Kroes Models Schum German Schwimwear

There's an important fact that you need to remember as you look at these sexy pictures of Dutch beauty Doutzen Kroes modeling swimwear from the German company Hunkemöller: She has had two children. Stop and think about that as you look at these pics and marvel at what the human body can do with the help of a lot of conditioning and some damn good genes.

My ex had two kids and you'd never see her posing for pics like this. Also because she's now an über-feminist who's married to a trans-woman, but putting all of that aside for a moment, most women who have had two children wouldn't be caught dead posing for swimwear the way Doutzen Kroes is. I guess that's the difference between Dutch models and the rest of us mere mortals.

So while you're already marveling at Doutzen Kroes' insanely spectacular bikini body, take some time to doubly marvel over the fact that this is her after two kids. I can't even imagine the work this must have taken, but the results speak for themselves. I'd love to climb up inside Doutzen's Kroes nest some time, if you catch my drift.

Photos Courtesy of Hunkemöller/MEGA