kelly brook bikini pictures are way better now

Kelly Brook was in Barbados over the weekend (more here) and in these pictures her perfect body is in a fantastically small bikini, paddling around the water, wrapped up inside the legs of another girl who would occasionally grind her hips forward into Kelly who was dripping wet. In very much related news, my penis refused to get hard when I tried to masturbate for the ninth time in the last 5 minutes, so I had to force it. I had to rape my own penis. It can't press charges, can it? Won't it be my word against my penis?

(source = splash news online)