Karina Smirnoff is naked in Playboy, trouble

It was definitely surprising when Hugh Hefner went on twitter yesterday and announced that Karina Smirnoff, who has been on Dancing With The Stars for 9 seasons, would be naked in the May issue of Playboy. He's 400 years old. How the hell does he know how to tweet?

But it's true, both things, and it seems like Karina didn't really think this through. Popeater says...

"If Karina posed naked, she can kiss her dancing days goodbye," a 'DWTS' insider told me. "I hope for Karina's sake that this isn't true."
The immediate response of ABC is that having one of their dancers pose naked during an ongoing season could "soil" the wholesome show's image.
"ABC publicity department controls the image of this show with an iron fist. It's a cash cow and they are not going to allow its reputation to be soiled by a dancer who wants to do Playboy," an ABC source tells me.
Aside from getting into hot water with family-TV fans and the network, I'm told that Karina may have violated the terms of her contract by posing without getting her bosses to sign off on it.

That seems pretty hypocritical considering they tart those girls up like Spanish whores, and because former Playmate Kelly Monaco was the champion of season 1, Pam Anderson was a contestant for season 10, and Kendra Wilkinson is a contestant this year.

But that's too bad. Hypocritical or not, rules are rules and life is pointlessly unfair. Consider the fact that the word used to describe a lisp has the "sp" sound in it. That's fucked up. It would be like if "stutter" was spelled "sta-sta-staa-ssss-stutter".

(source for pics of smirnoff on turks and caicos last year = pacific coast)