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Kate Middleton is suing over these blurry topless pictures

editor - September 15, 2012

People think the Royal Family is all stuffy and dull, but first there were pictures of Prince Harry partying naked in Vegas, and today the French magazine Closer published pictures taken last week showing Kate Middleton laying out topless with Prince William at a chateau in France.

Needless to say the Royal Family is furious, and quickly filed a lawsuit saying, "legal proceedings for breach of privacy have been commenced today in France." Not only that, but the Queen has 50 fighting ships sailing up the Iberian peninsula, and 3000 heavy cavalry with orders to pillage Baugé, Rouen, and La Rochelle. Which I don't think she's even allowed to do.

(direct link to the blurry but still NSFW scans here and here and here)

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Echo Lawrence