Duggar Family Show Pulled For Reasons of Molestation

TLC pulled the Duggar family reality show 19 Kids and Counting from its lineup due to the fact that everyone just found out that eldest son Josh Duggar molested a bunch of underaged girls a decade ago. The sexual assaults, ultimately handled by the dad, his church, and their local state trooper buddy (later convicted for child porn), somehow never made the show. Nobody outside the Duggar cult even knew about the assaults until 2006 when Oprah TV show producers got an anonymous letter telling them not to let the family on her show because their eldest boy liked to touch young girl's vaginas. Oprah turned the evidence over to the real authorities who then couldn't do shit because the statute of limitations on child rape in Arkansas is approximately one second less than the time it takes to read the charges.

The wunderkind son flew under the pedo radar until InTouch Weekly got a copy of decade old police reports this month. Josh Duggar confessed his sins of passion and resigned from his very public position at the conservative Family Research Council. Josh's wife insists he told her all about his diddling transgressions before they were married but she made him pinky promise not to molest their own children so it was all cool.

There's a lesson to be learned here but it's not about moral hypocrisy or dark family secrets or the fact that reality television people are all horrible minions of Satan here to lure dumb people into catatonia. It's about odds. If you bear some endless run of kids because either Jesus made you or because you're simply Mexican there's a solid chance some number of them are going to be poorly wired fuck-ups. You have nineteen offspring and raise them in a born again Skinner box and you're going to get a drug addict or sexual deviant or Cowboys fan somewhere in the mix. That's just how odds work.  Buy some condoms and start this whole process over. The show had a nice run and everybody did well. Except for the molested girls. You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs.