Rumer Willis Winner’s Ass

Victory in that TV dancing show has brought clarity of purpose to Rumer Willis. This triumphant post of her tight bikini backside is the perfect statement that you don't have to be good at everything. Can you dance and do you have a nice ass? Accentuate the positive. Turn that invisible fence shock collar up to high and give yourself a jolt every time your jaw starts to turn toward a camera. Eventually build a glory hole that fits your ass and put your DWTS trophy on a mantle above it. Objectification is only a bad thing when chosen in lieu of a superior alternative.

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