Carrie Underwood Modern Day Superhero

Carrie Underwood left her four month old baby in her car with two of her dogs. What could go wrong. According to Underwood the dogs managed to lock the doors of the car, which is widely seen as impossible outside of the cartoon universe. Do they also know how to work the air conditioning? Luckily Underwood was able to break the window of the car, which aside from being locked in a car with ravenous half human dogs is also great for a baby's development:

"When your dogs manage to lock themselves, all your stuff & the baby in the car & you have to break the window to get in. #WhatAreTheChances."

Outside of Dade County I'd say roughly zero. It's good the kid made it out, but if these insane mutts of yours are throwing their claws around to the point they can lock a car door perhaps it's not the best environment for a newborn. What's to stop them from accidentally raking his face or simply gnawing on his little foot like it's a dog toy? Either way your irresponsibility as a parent has now been transformed into an act of valor. This time. A month from now when you claim you fought off a dozen pedophiles from a child porn ring I'm going to question what your kid was doing in the room. What if Wonder Woman had a pill problem?

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