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Lex Jurgen - September 24, 2015
This chick surfs and skateboards and currently has more people willing to shtup her than you do. It's time to feel shitty. One person's inspirational tale of growing up with no legs and making your life into a a magical achievement palace is another person's reason to look in the mirror and hate what they see. More stories about wasted bloated celebrities please.
Kanya Sesser claims to be a working model at a thousand bucks a day, but it's not clear who she works for. Not a shoe company. Fuck off, that was necessary. She's currently claiming she's paid to model lingerie, which if it's true, good for her. Also for the dude flipping her twenties in his motel room as she bounces about in her tankini. It's not a knock. The girl who just served me my Taco Bell breakfast burrito can't get paid to model, or me, or the next President of the United States. Ninety-nine percent of us aren't equipped to be superficial objects of sexual excitement. Maybe the legless lady is, maybe she isn't. I wish she'd quit throwing it in our faces. I have legs and I'm leaving.
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